Funniest Moneymaking Ideas in US

We have all heard of the most effective, most ineffective and perhaps the most quintessential ways of making more money. Some have clearly sold an arm and a leg (metamorphically speaking) just to achieve financial freedom. But have you heard of the people commiting ridiculous and out of this world ideas just to bring home the bacon? Check out these really funny money making ideas collected all over the world:

In Corpus Christi, Texas thieves have actually been breaking into funeral homes in order to steal the embalming fluid. Either they use it for drugs or sell it!

In Utah, one unemployed 28 year old man is offering to be “human prey” for hunters for the bargain price of $10,000.  For an additional $2,000, he will let people hunt him down while he is running around naked.

In Atlanta, nothing is off limits to thieves these days.  Criminals recently broke into a beauty supply store and took off with $30,000 in hair extensions.

In Chicago,  a police officer stole $50,000 from his ailing elderly father to pay off his bills and gambling debts. He impersonated his dad to swipe his retirement savings.

In Florida, a grandmother has been accused of trying to sell her newborn grandson for $75,000.

In Antioch, California a total of approximately 300 power poleswere recently knocked down by thieves and stripped of their copper wiring.

In Oklahoma, thieves recently broke into a church and stole “arts and crafts supplies meant to help teach bible stories to children”.

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In another area of Atlanta, thieves have been breaking down walls and busting bathroom fixtures with sledgehammers in order to get their hands on copper, brass and steel….

In Minnesota recently, a mob of teen girls brutally pummeled a mother and her two daughters until they were black and blue.  Apparently the mob of teen girls was enraged over a pair of missing sunglasses.

In Asheville, North Carolina thieves recently took off with 4 metal tables and 16 metal chairs that were sitting outside a pizzeria.

In Florida, thieves have actually been stealing storm drain covers.

In Oregon, thieves recently broke into a Salvation Army community center and stole 3 large air conditioning units.  Now all the people that come to that facility for help and for community programs this summer will be absolutely sweltering.

The list just goes on and I couldn’t imagine more worst case scenarios than that. Here in our world, you never have to go through – let alone consider ANY of these horrendous and ways to make money that are no longer funny.

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Internet Marketing Tip: Capture Your Audience

Online marketing is very tricky. In my months of experience with Empower Network Australia and online marketing in general, readers are getting smarter now. The onset of spam, free viruses and other online fanfare makes readers wary and cautious. They now need more than a tiny quip or a witty quote to get them hooked.

Empower Network’s 3CS of Marketing has proven that what you need to say should make your readers stay. The second “C” of marketing, which is to capture audience, should teach us how to not just place our audience in pegs but also how to grow their number more.

Using the Empower Network as our example, let us identify our target audience.

The answer should be: people who are online, people who need the motivation to earn more money, people who wanted to know how to make more money, and people who are openminded and are willing to learn new ways of making extra money. Customizing your content to a small but niche and targeted audience is more effective than reaching out to the online masses.

Research tells us that the average number of seconds of a visitors’ attention span online is eight. Within those precious 8 seconds, you must already capture their decision-making prowess and those first few seconds can really make a huge difference. Today’s generation that is born and raised with technology deeply developed during their formative years will always have a constant demand for increasingly interesting stimuli. To be able to grab and keep their attention on any content you employ, there are several factors to consider.

Do a quick review of your website, blog or business page. Is the content sufficient and compelling for your readers to make them hit page 2? Is your page easier to navigate, organized and void of complicated buttons or slideshows? Does your website load right away? Do your products match what they are they searching online? Does your content mean something to you?

Don’t let your system, processes and business confuse your audience and produce question marks after the eight seconds has passed. A reader’s bad or good experience can certainly impact their impression with you and what you have to offer. Form relationships, engage with your readers, solve questions and deliver the right message.

Try to become an expert in capturing your audience and at the same time remain competitive among the millions of blogs out there. Learn the discrepancies then adapt. There is always room for improvement in the writing and blogging industry.

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